The Beautiful people: May 2009

Monday, May 25, 2009

Satanists

Satanists are a dying breed of people who are still clinging to their one hope of having their sub-culture rise from the dead. I know a few satanists and I am okay with the most of them. They seem to be nice people,but hey, we are in Singapore. Singaporean satanists are fruit muffins. You should see what they do in Europe...Wow..Necrophillia, burning of churches, blood sacrifices to their 'dark lord' and many many other shit goes on there. As a guy that goes to church (moderately), this sort of behaviour is rather frightening. Satanists are basically a group of people that refuse to follow christianity. THOSE are the original satanists. They use Satan as their icon for the rebellish lifestyle. However,others perform black magic,dark stuff and even believe in occults. OK,Freakin me out. Forget about it...


RAJ RULES.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Highlights of the day.

Today's school was as usual tiring and incredibly boring. I hope the teacher could just take that damn motherboard,turn it sideways,and stick it straight up his candy ass (Sorry Dwayne). I started out the day going to Multimedia class late...Am I scared about being tardy? NOPE. I could enter that class after it ended and still get my attendance marked. My friends were also just as bored.... Haree didn't target me today,which makes the day extra special. Except for that shot to my family gems. The story behind that is as follows...An unnamed classmate of mine with a 'LITHP' (Lisp) jokingly asked Haree for a ciggie..I made one of my 'Raj Original' snide remark and told her that he will give her his PERMANENT cigarette...And by that,you obviously know what I'm talking about. He snapped and hit me in my crotch. I kinda limped to school and even now,I can feel slight effects of that...THANKS PUMBA! SO MUCH FOR HAKUNA MATATA!

Let me give a quick layman's description of the rest my class, shall I? Names will not be used.

There's a girl with a lithp, a mongrel with a concaved face, A racist little retard, Thrash Metalhead, Computer ripper, Former Fireman, (The previous three are close friends) Guy who ran over a kangaroo, Guy who showed us a smoking corner in level 3, Zac Efron, one INCREDIBLY boring dude, Braceface, Led ZEPPAlin and many many NS DRIVERS. Basically a very mixed class...I mix in well with most of them, but some are just un-adaptable.

I AM AWESOME.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Top 10 movies of all time.

10. Big Daddy
9. Grease
8. The Shining
7. I am Legend
6. Pirates of the carribean-Dead man's chest
5. The Warriors
4. The Lion King
3.The Dark Knight
2. Spiderman 2.
1. Jaws!

Great movies,seriously...Look out for'em...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

1000 mothers are praying for their children to come home safe (?)

I am tired....I shouldn't even be bothered to blog...But as the exceedingly awesome guy that I am,I decided to let you know that my triceps are bulging and my 3.5 GPA is coming. So I guess life is going good? WRONG! Here comes SWINE flu...Stupid assclowns are so scared that they're already putting on their Michael Jackson masks before it even strikes Singapore. That's ok...It is kinda like a fashion statement,but can't we wait for it to come to Singapore first? Hahahaha..... My day,yesterday....Spent time doing project with my little clique....All wanted to go home early...Decided to spend quality time and went to saw AYAN with my mum...Great movie...worth the ticket money...Yesterday was also my friend Vikesh's birthday. Dude turned 18 *wink wink*... hahaha Today was awesome as well...I was sleeping and now I'm blogging...STURDY!

18-1-10 9-19 1-23-5-19-15-13-5!!!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Genesis...

Here we go...everyday, I'm gonna be bitching about things that happen in my life and you guys are going to have to read it...This is quite cool, isn't it? Yeah,well I was kinda begged by some of my friends to do this...So I give in...BRACE YOURSELVES.